Thanks e,
You assumed correctly; I counted that money right on the console of the ATM, thrice even. I remember this vividly.
When I went in there this morning (I was there when the doors opened) I caused a little bit of a stink, made it clear that there was either incompetence or theft occurring at that particular branch, and threatened to subpoena the security video if necessary (alluding to a hot blooded and, yes, fictitious attorney & dear friend of the family)as part of a small claims suit.
I also pointed out that in my 5 years of banking there never once had there been a discrepancy with any of my deposits (which I often make late at night, in cash, via ATM) - and therefore the likelihood of me making an error to the tune of almost three hundred dollars was very, very slim.
Not only was my money miraculously discovered, but all of the OD charges were reversed immediately.
The whole episode took about an hour and a half (for anyone wondering). I'll admit, I feel a little guilty for bending the truth regarding my litigious capacity, but this was not going to happen, no way.
Thanks again for your time,
Gumby