The mattress inspector was out yesterday and said the mattress had a 6 inch sag

in it. Its the most he has every seen. They usually are 3 to 4 inches when they are replaced.
We still don't want it replaced! We want a refund so we'll see how that goes. We have to wait 10 days for the report to be issued before they will arrange pick-up of the mattress. And we can't "stain" it in the mean time or they won't replace it.

I guess that's so they can deliver it to someone else!!

They called 24 hours prior to inspection. I imagined them calling and leaving this message on someone else’s machine. "The mattress inspector will be at your house sometime between 8 am and noon." Imagine the husbands

response when the wife asked what was up with this message and why was their mattress being inspected and by whom??? I giggle every time I think of it.

By the way, how does one become a mattress inspector? I mean, wanting to grow up and be a compliance officer in one thing but wanting to have a job inspecting someone's 8 year old mattress??

Enjoy your holiday!